Once upon a time a fellow came across an African American man who's clothes were hanging in a very odd fashion. In some places they seemed to be covering some specific parts of the man's anatomy and other places they appeared to be covering nothing at all; just hanging loosely and such. So finally this dude asked the black man "Hey bro, I've noticed that your clothes are hanging on you in a rather strange way. What's up with that?"
"Oh this?" the black man responded. "Yeah that." The black man puffed out his chest. "Oh, I like to swim naked with sharks." The fellow who asked the question was flabbergasted. "Dude, seriously. You really swim naked with sharks?"
"Why of course bro. See?" at which point the black man pulled off his shirt revealing that chunks of his arms were missing. Then he rolled up his pants and revealed that large chunks of his legs were missing too. The other fellow gasped. "Man, you must be crazy! Why do you swim with sharks bro?" The black man smiled. "Why not? Sharks are my friends!" The other fellow stepped back and rubbed his chin. "Now don't tell me bro, let me guess." he said. "You're a Republican, right." The black man laughed. "Sho nuff! Yes I am! How'd you know?" The other man smiled. "Well the fact that you're a black man who likes swimming naked with sharks and considers them to be your friend even though they've taken some bites out of you sort of gives it away."
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