Friday, December 6, 2013

The Jurassic Party. By Eric Smith

In the Republican Party of today we have the Jurassic Park of American politics for it represents a prehistoric way of thinking, long since fossilized by changing demographics and an ever more enlightened, progressive view of the world. This Republican Party of two legged dinosaurs is of course dominated by such Big Beasties as T-Rush (Limbaugh), Weepyraptor (Boehner), Brontoboobs (Bachman), and Birdbrainsaurus (Palin). They romp and they roar across our political landscape casting huge shadows while trampling everything in their path but are yet they are condemned to join their reptilian ancestors in extinction for they, like them, are dumb as dirt and thus constitutionally incapable of making the adjustments necessary to survive in an ever evolving world. They are as out of place in our times as would be a real Jurassic Park.

So watch with amusement as this Jurassic Park of the Big Beasties perform their final acts on the national & world stage. Understand that when today's grandchildren reach the age of their grandparents that their grandchildren will exist in a world as free of the Republican Party as we exist in a world free of real dinosaurs. The T-Rushes, the Weepyraptors, the Brontoboobs, and the Birdbrainsauruses will be the stuff of study.

They will exist only in the memory of those of us who will be fortunate enough to witness their long overdue extinction and the Lost World they tried so hard to resurrect will finally and irrevocably be consigned to the trash heap of history; the putrid, pestilent stink they are now leaving behind in the nostrils of the nation little imagined by those who are yet unborn and who will be Blessed to live in an America and a world where these two legged dinosaurs no longer exist and are forever extinct.

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